Well hello readers .
I know its been a while , (insert real life excuse) but im sure to tell a tale of ghooooooOOOOooolish grimace... (not the purple mcdonalds blob,).
Actually im not.
I'm just going to throw some random crap out there because its been on my mind a few days and I was hoping to tie it all in together cleverly (insert real life excuse no.2)
So monsters !!!!
BOO!!!
Big.... Scary ...Blood sucking bats n stuff...
EEK!!!
So , what is the deal with these 'Ghost hunters' ....
Lemme explain like this ...
One day i decide to go fishing . I take equipment needed to catch said fish .
I goto a lake with fish in it in the attempt to catch a real geniuine 'bite my teeth into' fish.
I use the equipment and hook the fish and take fish home with me for everyone to see.
OK....
So then i decide to catch a ghost . I get equipment to capture a ghost ... (camcorder)
I goto a big spooky scary house which has locals scared to death just to walk past it at night.
I film myself in night vision mode. Hear something . Throw the camera all about pointing at the floor mainly . 'SEE A GHOST'..... And then,,
Here is where a fishman , and a ghosthunter differs....
And then, Proceed to run as fast as i can screaming in the total opposite direction.
hmmmmm...
I cant see why I would want to find ghosts, just to turn my skinny white ass around and propel it in the complete opposite direction of 'Ghost' ....
I know people ' get scared ' and have to run.. But seriously im so mad thinking about this again i just want to lay down a series of F words (good old Gordon Ramsey) .
In conclusion ,
If you have this uncontrollable desire to go 'ghost hunting' then its going to be hard to grow some brain cells...... So just grow some balls please.
OH and Vampires !
whats the deal with them . They only sleep when the sun comes up ? Surely they could turn into bats and follow the moon into different timezones ?
I can never enjoy scary movies, stupid logical brain.
Im not saying in all this , that i dont believe in ghosts, as I am sceptical. I beleive we are not ment to understand everything as a species or else we would do already, lol i could rant on and on (ok ok time to end this )
Super long rant over. I swear i never wrote this much at school !
16 years ago
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you know, me wife has the same problem... WITH ME... when it comes to watching warmovies/actionmovies...
I'm sitting there... "WTF, reload you asshole, there´s only 17 in the mag on that gun!" "Why isn't the bullets going trough the cardoor? A normal SS109 FMJ can go trough that car lenghtwise not only 1 time!" I guess I'm driving her insane and ruining her movie... But come one now, we're talking about vital facts here... Like HOW can the actor (Bruce Willis in Tears off the sun) run and shoot in a direction he's not even looking (gun on hip) when HIS FINGER ISN'T ON TRIGGER!!!!!
Not to mention the best part, I like to think that it was my mail that made do this.... For posters for the movie that I saw here at least, showed Willis waving a M4 SOCCOM Mod... with the SUSAT (Optical sight) MOUNTED THE WRONG WAY!!!! It was flippin backwards, everyone that has looked trough a binocular backwards knows exactly how good it is then. Ok, this rant became almost as long as the original post... Sorry
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