I really really really want to dropkick all the youtube ghost hunting video cast members and their families

Well hello readers .

I know its been a while , (insert real life excuse) but im sure to tell a tale of ghooooooOOOOooolish grimace... (not the purple mcdonalds blob,).

Actually im not.

I'm just going to throw some random crap out there because its been on my mind a few days and I was hoping to tie it all in together cleverly (insert real life excuse no.2)

So monsters !!!!

BOO!!!

Big.... Scary ...Blood sucking bats n stuff...


EEK!!!


So , what is the deal with these 'Ghost hunters' ....

Lemme explain like this ...

One day i decide to go fishing . I take equipment needed to catch said fish .

I goto a lake with fish in it in the attempt to catch a real geniuine 'bite my teeth into' fish.

I use the equipment and hook the fish and take fish home with me for everyone to see.

OK....

So then i decide to catch a ghost . I get equipment to capture a ghost ... (camcorder)

I goto a big spooky scary house which has locals scared to death just to walk past it at night.

I film myself in night vision mode. Hear something . Throw the camera all about pointing at the floor mainly . 'SEE A GHOST'..... And then,,

Here is where a fishman , and a ghosthunter differs....

And then, Proceed to run as fast as i can screaming in the total opposite direction.

hmmmmm...

I cant see why I would want to find ghosts, just to turn my skinny white ass around and propel it in the complete opposite direction of 'Ghost' ....

I know people ' get scared ' and have to run.. But seriously im so mad thinking about this again i just want to lay down a series of F words (good old Gordon Ramsey) .


In conclusion ,

If you have this uncontrollable desire to go 'ghost hunting' then its going to be hard to grow some brain cells...... So just grow some balls please.

OH and Vampires !

whats the deal with them . They only sleep when the sun comes up ? Surely they could turn into bats and follow the moon into different timezones ?

I can never enjoy scary movies, stupid logical brain.

Im not saying in all this , that i dont believe in ghosts, as I am sceptical. I beleive we are not ment to understand everything as a species or else we would do already, lol i could rant on and on (ok ok time to end this )

Super long rant over. I swear i never wrote this much at school !