My wifes rant....

You know that you're married to a cyclist when...
...he thinks a nice bikeride with the family is 40kms long.
...he says "you can fix your own flattires"
...he thinks a good vacationtrip is to go to the alps and try some of the hills from Tour deFrance.
...he thinks a good birthday gift is a new handlebar for your bike.
...he thinks you like the taste of energypaste as much as he does.
...he wants you to help him shave his legs.
...you come home from work and find one of his bikes in molecules all over the dinner table.
...he thinks you giving him a leg massage is a good substitute for sex.
...he washes parts in gasoline in the bathroom sink.
...he thinks tuna and pasta is a "good" meal.
...his exercise clothes are growling at you in a corner on wash days.
...he thinks that a perfect gift from you is a carbonfibre bottleholder.
...he thinks it's ok to watch a romantic movie on his trainer while you sit alone in the couch.
...he thinks it's ok that he wears his pulsewatch during sex.
...he spends more money on cycling clothes and shoes then on normal clothes.
...he starts to talk about saddles in bed.
...his alarms goes off in the middle off the night, just so he can get up and take some food compliment.
...he tries to explain why he really needs that sixth bike.
...you get jealous on his bikes.

I guess she's right and sometimes I can't understand how she stands this.