Charva neighbor tunes......

Hi everyone!!! Thanks to Blunked for inviting me to blog along with y'all! please excuse my lack of grammar, bah! :P Who needs grammer in blogs anyway!

So I'm just sat here at the moment in front of my computer listening to a wacked out montage of music.....partly my own and partly crappy charva neighbor tunes coming thru my ceiling! Ha! It's a blend of bad pop/dance tunes muffled by the ceiling and my own choice of the minute Arctic Monkeys.....Brainstorm drowning out some random Scooter song, blah!

Oh, for anyone who isn't familir with what a charva is, according to
Wikipedia:

Chav also Charv/Charver are mainly derogatory slang terms in the United Kingdom for a stereotype fixated on low quality or counterfeit goods. It commonly refers to those belonging to a youth sub-culture, often stereotypically associated with a low socio-economic class, a striking dress sense and criminal activity.


Uhh......"striking dress sense"....heheh! Anyway, they are maybe similar to US "white trash" but not in a good way. And usually it's the charvas who throw bottles at harmless passer-bys and beat up old grannies going to collect their pension checks, along with begging everyone for cigarettes(cuz they are usually under-age to buy them) and generally being LOUD and obnoxious without caring who they bother. They love to blast Scooter tunes at ridiculously high volumes from their cars and/or mobiles and/or home stereos while having the windows wide open......it's the mobile phone blasting i particularly enjoy listening to while on the metro - we all love a good Scooter sing-a-long while on public transport! Hehehe

So in general, it's the people who get the cops called on them every night and are on the police dept's "frequently visited" list.


So..... now that you've met my upstairs neighbors..... hehe.


It just makes me giggle really. I wonder if they like Arctic Monkeys? Who knows..... i may change their Scooter-loving ways with my variety of taste, i dare say they already like drum n bass due to it's bassy qualities(good for blasting). So we have that in common, and i probably wouldn't mind them blasting that once in a while, as long as it wasn't 3.30am on a Sunday night. Maybe i should slip them a cd under their door for their listening pleasure.....it may just work in my favor! ;)


Maybe i should make it my goal to educate them on good-quality tunage.....then again, that'd be a HUGE job! i'll leave it to someone else for now....but beware Charva-neighbors, you MAY actually like what you hear coming at ya from below!


:P

-Kenzie the Komplainer

2 comments:

Blunked said...

You have come to thr right place for a rant kenzie ;) .I think i got out of the uk before being exposed to that kind of "music" . You should defenitly go slip a few DnB cds under their door too ;)

Mr. Larsson said...

Aah, Charva.... another day another word, thx alot m8.

And yes, you should defenitly give em some cds with proper music, see it as your task in life. Maybe you should start out easy with some old popular DnB CDs... they can't be to young to have heard about The Prodigy and since they was on the lists it should be easier to make em listen to it... and then you give em some....

After a month- They should be indoctrinated!!!!
In a year! WORLD DOMINATION!!!! muhahahahahaha

Good luck with that. /Matt...